T.J.I.F.A.
Thank Jesus It's Friday Again!
Aug 30, 2002
Pass it on ...& On...&  ON  

SUBJECT: Welcome Back

It's good to be back in the saddle again.  I miss greeting you for the past few weeks but, I'm sure that all of you have been listening and studying the most precious Word of GOD.  

I've heard from a few of you during this sabbatical, and needless to say, your comments have caused me to run to the keyboard.  Thank you for all the wonderful encouragements and suggestions.  

There's never a time that I don't think about TJIFA and what it will place on your desktop or FAX machine.  It is very important to all of us here that we encourage your faith in Jesus Christ and your growth in Spiritual matters.  

We have opened many gates which read "Do Not Enter."  But with Jesus being our door there has  been easy access to situations and subjects that ordinarily would be null and void.  I am grateful for insight from GOD to be able to put into print that which we have all enjoyed .  Since creating Big Fat Frog, I have had requests for  command performances and appearances in this Newsletter.  I promise you that he, BFF, will make more appearances this year.  

NOTEWORTHY is now a permanent fixture in TJIFA .  All of these short informative points are documented as to where they have been found or heard.  Most of these articles or comments are not original.  

In The Mirror is another permanent fixture in TJIFA.  Here is where you might get a good laugh or two.  Either you'll laugh or cry for joy that your heart was opened to an unknown truth.  This is where Big Fat Frog usually makes his appearance.
 
Not to forget or understate ...SLC may also place an article in TJIFA from time to time.  We also have guest writers that you might enjoy.  

TJIFA has a modest audience and we encourage you to "Pass It On!"   Pass TJIFA to someone who needs to be uplifted on Friday or any day.  Help someone make it through the day with a smile from TJIFA.  

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Thanks to everyone for making TJIFA the desired word for Friday in your office.  

We are still Looking Forward.
See Ya Next Time
TER

NOTEWORTHY;

TJIFA was started in 1999 with only two subscribers.  It was the goal then and still is to encourage workers in their workplace.   From our humble beginnings we can no longer determine our readership.  All that we can say is..."Pass It ON!"
TER

In The Mirror:
FABRICATION OR CREATION?:


Frederick is a classmate of our friend Big Fat Frog.  Frederick is inclined to believe the theory of "Fabrication." In this theory you lay a piece of fabric down and with extreme force and power,  given the right amount of time it will become a dress or slacks or T-Shirt etc.  Well the class had a project due to prove the validity  of the two theories.  It so happened that Frederick and Big Fat Frog were on opposing teams and Frederick was glad, because he was tired of Big Fat Frog always getting better grades than he, and he felt that Big Fat Frog thought he was smarter than him..The instructor gave Frederick and Big Fat Frog each a dozen eggs and said "Prove Your Theories".  

Frederick took the eggs and placed them each in separate containers .  Overnight he ran to see if anything had happened.  Day 1. Nothing. Day 2 Nothing. Day 3 Nothing.   Now Frederick was growing tired of just watching these eggs so he took one or two and threw them up against the wall,  which had been covered with a sheet. Big Fat Frog took the  dozen eggs ate six as an omelet and carefully wrapped the others in warm cloth.  He placed them near the warm fire.  He then recorded his progress, which seemed to MIMIC that  of Frederick's, but there was a difference.  Fig Fat Frog didn't disturb his eggs wrapped in warm cloth.  Day 5 Frederick brought out the hammer and slammed two more of his eggs with violent and purposeful actions.      Though it looked as if Frederick had gone ballistic, he was trying to imitate "The Big Bang!"   
Frederick wrote his paper with a thoughtful conclusion.  Looking at all of the FABRICATION materials he  continued . Day six Frederick placed two of the eggs into the freezer.   About 5 hours later he removed two cracked and weeping eggs.  He cleaned up the mess in the freezer and went back to the drawing board. Day 8: Frederick shook two of his eggs all day long.  They became warm and eventually broke.  The yoke was battered and runny, in fact the yoke and the white couldn't be deciphered. Day 8: Frederick placed two eggs in water and boiled them.  
Day 9:   Frederick, out of desperation, grabbed the last two eggs and began to squeeze them as hard and as forcefully as he could.  The eggs didn't budge.  He now concluded that he had  proof that the egg was first.  After all he couldn't destroy it, therefore the egg had managed by some unknown way to survive the Big Squeeze.  

Big Fat Frog made notes every day, just as Frederick, but his notes weren't as long nor as complex.  At the end of his experiment Big Fat Frog had six baby chicks and a recipe for a fried chicken egg omelet.  Here's what his report concluded.   

I conclude that the Chicken was first, otherwise, how could the genetic material needed to produce a chick be encoded in THE EGG    Therefore The Chicken was formed in the mind of Creator God and within it the ability to foresee the important role of the Chicken and its EGG.  TER